A Prayer From The Church Of Google
Our Search Engine which art in cyberspace,
Google be thy name.
Thy Googlebots come.
Thy algorithm be done on company intranets
as it is in cyberspace.
Give us this day our daily high page rank.
And forgive us our reciprocal links,
As we forgive those that place ahead of us.
And lead us not into the temptation of mirror sites.
But deliver us from link farms.
For thine is the top query, and the zeitgeist
and the highest search engine placement forever!
Check out the proofs that Google is God, not quite Aquinas but not bad.
Our Search Engine which art in cyberspace,
Google be thy name.
Thy Googlebots come.
Thy algorithm be done on company intranets
as it is in cyberspace.
Give us this day our daily high page rank.
And forgive us our reciprocal links,
As we forgive those that place ahead of us.
And lead us not into the temptation of mirror sites.
But deliver us from link farms.
For thine is the top query, and the zeitgeist
and the highest search engine placement forever!
Check out the proofs that Google is God, not quite Aquinas but not bad.
posted by Nathan at
12:40 PM
7 Comments:
I must admit that I'm more than just a bit disturbed by this view of reality. The "theology" of Jack Chick is less dangerous than this mess.
By
Chris W, at 2:58 PM, October 13, 2006
I have to say that I am with the beat doctor on this one.
By
Nathan, at 12:47 AM, October 14, 2006
no, chris w comes from the school that says, "liberalism is the ultimate evil of the modern world, even though i like the fact that i have enough to eat and that the water is relatively clean, and that if it's not, i can still buy a filter for it because the free market provides it. but it and google are still eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil."
By
Anonymous, at 11:27 AM, October 17, 2006
There's nothing like being critical and cowering behind anonymity. Get a life, 'anonymous'.
By
Paul, at 11:33 PM, October 17, 2006
It seems to me that while the "google church's" self understanding as a church isn't serious their attack against believing in a transcendent God is.
By
Chris W, at 11:09 PM, October 19, 2006
Maybe, but I doubt it.
By
Paul, at 3:12 PM, October 20, 2006
Erin,
What in the world are you talking about?
Who's stereotyping? What does putting money anywhere have to do with anything? Who is this Western World you speak of and what is his view of the human person and of society? Who's throwing away the possibility of authentic dialogue?
By
Paul, at 11:17 PM, October 23, 2006
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