Help a house member find a job

I heard that one of our house members may be looking for employment, so I thought that to be helpful it might be worth posting a few ideas out there. If you have any good ones, please add them in the comments.

WINE STORE

A wine store with 300 wines and over 50 beers from around the world. Can you say employee discount...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fbh/416206685.html

SHAMPOO ASSISTANT

Shampoo is a vital part of most of our days, and I imagine assisting with its application is a very honorable way to pass one's time.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/spa/415335613.html

WASHINGTON'S FINEST

Hey, someones got to do it. And the add says that "you’ll experience everything that makes the District remarkable." How can one pass on that?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/sec/409073726.html

WEIRD MONSTER CREATOR

Did you think that weird monsters just appeared out of thin air?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/crg/414767272.html

VACUUM CLEANER SERVICE TECH

They pay for your training, and you get to play with vacuum cleaners. Does it get any better?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/lab/415745098.html